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什麼？朋友？

2
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妳是說好朋友嗎？

3
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大概三個吧

4
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等一下

5
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嘿，孩子

6
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-是誰？
-媽媽

7
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快點，是國際電話

8
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四個吧，其中一個我不確定

9
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哥哥

10
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-我？
-是媽媽，快點

11
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-什麼事？
-你有幾個朋友？

12
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我沒有認真算過

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-你沒有朋友嗎？
-我有啊

14
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那有幾個？

15
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什麼？

16
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-快點，快沒時間了
-好吧，兩個

17
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這通電話是怎麼回事？

18
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你有兩個朋友？

19
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那個住在這裡的搞笑男
是其中一個嗎？

20
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那個空手道高手

21
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嗷

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不，不是他

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另一個是誰？

24
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我知道，是那個女孩

25
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-那個鑰匙圈女孩？
-對啊

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野豬能量，注入

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-野豬
-野豬

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野豬是哥哥的朋友嗎？

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你別叫她野豬啦

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她是你的朋友，對吧？

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她是你的朋友，對吧？

32
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被其他人討厭

33
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那種感覺

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真的很可怕

35
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沒關係

36
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沒有人會討厭你

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是嗎？

38
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-什麼？
-是嗎？

39
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去睡覺啦

40
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快點

41
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好啦

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從那天起

43
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野豬一直在躲我

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野豬

45
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我知道不能一直這樣下去

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野豬

47
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我想…

48
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唯一的選擇就是去教室找她談

49
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糟糕

50
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大家都在看

51
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那個…

52
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等等，我需要妳幫忙
凱瑟琳需要幫忙

53
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早安，四公尺

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-來了，新紀錄
-來了，新紀錄

55
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凱瑟琳需要幫忙

56
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我想繼續野豬改造計畫

57
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我想說的就是這個

58
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我不想再被改造了

59
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什麼？為什麼？

60
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因為…我做了那件事

61
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那不是…

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我是說…

63
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妳當時…

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只是想安慰我，對吧？

65
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對吧，那麼我要謝謝妳

66
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那就別再想那件事了，好嗎？

67
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你不生氣嗎？

68
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我為什麼要生氣？

69
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因為…我做的事

70
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太隨便了

71
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不，沒這回事，我也有不對的地方

72
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老實說，我不知道該如何反應

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事實上，妳知道…

74
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我不太常接受別人的安慰

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真理子呢？

76
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你覺得那天有人安慰她嗎？

77
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沒有人喜歡孤單，對吧？

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說得也是

79
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妳比任何人都清楚孤單的滋味

80
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可以的話
我希望每個人都能獲得幸福

81
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那是不可能的吧

82
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我們三個人

83
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又開始聚在一起了

84
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那麼為了慶祝我們三人重新出發

85
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等等，這該不會是你做的吧

86
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-是啊
-真厲害

87
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我們三個人一起拉吧

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一、野豬

89
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抱歉

90
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一、二

91
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現在回想起來

92
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那顆彩球就像我的未來

93
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誰都無法阻止我墜落

94
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（重啟野豬改造計畫）

95
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-天啊
-真不是好兆頭

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嘿

97
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-再做一個吧
-對啊

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做一個啊

99
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-那你做啊
-你來做

100
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猜拳決定

101
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剪刀、石頭、布

102
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我自己什麼都做不了

103
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我？

104
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只能一直往下墜

105
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剪刀、石頭、布

106
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-放開我
-來嘛，跟我聊一下

107
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放手，我不是叫你住手嗎？

108
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-妳幹嘛這樣？
-不要使用暴力

109
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-滾開，混蛋
-怎麼不是你滾開？

110
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好了，不要使用暴力

111
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給我滾開

112
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你這混帳

113
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-不要使用暴力
-你這混帳，滾開

114
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喂，你們在做什麼？

115
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-你到底在做什麼？
-那男人在和女人吵架

116
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-什麼女人？
-某位上班族

117
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-什麼上班族？
-不關我的事

118
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-跟我來
-但這跟我沒有關係

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-等等再說
-不關我的事

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我沒有打任何人

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-請相信我
-大家都這麼說

122
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-“請相信我”
-但我沒有…

123
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-我只是路過而已
-我不是說了嗎？

124
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大家都會這麼說

125
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-小近
-是？你來啦

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等一下

127
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-等等
-你先別亂跑啊

128
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來了

129
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哎呀…怎麼啦？

130
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結束了

131
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我的人生徹底毀了

132
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嘿，孩子

133
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我是自治會的會長

134
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在這個世界上，真相並不重要

135
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重要的是你是否是個值得信任的男人

136
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還有，孩子

137
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就算是遍體鱗傷
人生也不會就此結束

138
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人生經歷大難，還是得繼續啊

139
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人生不會那麼簡單就結束了

140
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懂嗎？

141
00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:22,235
（外送季）

142
00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,103
大哥

143
00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:26,973
很高興再見到你，是我啊，阿浩

144
00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:28,474
好久不見

145
00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,010
-我帶了這個給你
-非常感謝

146
00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,111
開心嗎？

147
00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,246
我很開心

148
00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:36,582
開心嗎？

149
00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:38,184
開心

150
00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:47,159
沒人相信你時，真的好可怕

151
00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:51,430
幸好當時有目擊者

152
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如果沒有的話

153
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我現在還會待在那裡

154
00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:03,009
只要活著，就會有悲慘的日子

155
00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:05,778
但是…

156
00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,148
也會有很棒的日子

157
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,188
這就是人生

158
00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:21,327
（午間廣播招募企劃案）

159
00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:24,497
那是什麼？你跟人打架了嗎？

160
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,432
-可以撕下來嗎？
-少煩我

161
00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,067
-我撕
-住手

162
00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,803
-為什麼要撕掉？
-我撕

163
00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,908
妳想要做直播的企劃啊

164
00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:39,645
如果這個入選的話
妳就是播報員嗎？

165
00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:40,580
天啊

166
00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,481
-對
-真的嗎？

167
00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,150
-天啊
-這是個好機會

168
00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:46,385
喂，幫我們想想辦法吧

169
00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:49,221
我現在已經不是廣播社的人了

170
00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,289
所以呢？你有腦子吧

171
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,491
別笑了

172
00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:55,528
一定有什麼方法，過來，野豬

173
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,464
如果這個企劃被採納

174
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,133
野豬將成為隅田川高中的午間門面了

175
00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,703
隅田川高中的三野先生

176
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,571
-就是她
-你是想說塔摩利先生吧

177
00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,440
-口誤
-“口誤”？

178
00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:08,341
妳拿著這個

179
00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:11,110
不要用三野先生的風格
這樣如何？桂米助風

180
00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,011
很好啊

181
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:13,713
大家好

182
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,349
現在是“小谷的午餐突襲”時間

183
00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:20,920
第一集我會突擊檢查橫山老師的便當

184
00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,261
那個…

185
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:32,365
今天不行，今天真是不行
不要今天拍

186
00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:33,366
不好意思

187
00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:34,600
（我愛你）

188
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,335
這是誰做的？

189
00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,204
是我自己做的

190
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,112
好吃吧？

191
00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:48,881
難吃

192
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,416
妳說難吃是什麼意思？

193
00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,090
-妳來啦
-你好

194
00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:01,193
-我可以吃一點嗎？
-好啊，吃吧

195
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,530
難吃

196
00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,165
出現了，小谷的招牌“難吃”

197
00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:09,402
-看她的表情就知道有多難吃
-對啊

198
00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,071
（這是豆子乳）

199
00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:15,708
難吃

200
00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:16,609
喂

201
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,045
-妳的“難吃”真的好搞笑
-不好笑

202
00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:21,714
妳何不創造新的招牌詞？

203
00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:25,351
總覺得結束時，不知道該說什麼

204
00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,653
結語嗎？

205
00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,189
要說什麼好呢？比方說…

206
00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,192
“明天也要看喔”

207
00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:34,694
結尾時說

208
00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,963
“明天也要看喔，嗷”

209
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:42,201
如果是野豬要說，應該要自然一點

210
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,739
“明天也要看喔，蠢蛋”

211
00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,542
“笨蛋，要說‘嗷’啦”

212
00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:50,576
好，試試看吧

213
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,911
那樣會很好笑

214
00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:52,812
很搞笑

215
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,513
手這樣放

216
00:11:55,347 --> 00:12:00,686
“明天也要看喔，蠢蛋”

217
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,855
“笨蛋，要說嗷啦”

218
00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,156
“笨蛋”

219
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,726
-再用力一點
-喂，別碰她

220
00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:07,827
好，這樣如何？

221
00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,361
“蠢蛋，笨蛋”

222
00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:11,130
-大口吃
-大口吃

223
00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,231
又不是鱷魚

224
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,976
你討打啊，混蛋？

225
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,612
我要打爆你的頭，混帳

226
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,547
想打架嗎？

227
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,216
你以為你老幾啊？

228
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,052
去死吧

229
00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:36,789
你這混帳，滾開

230
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,358
喂，你們在做什麼？
你到底在做什麼？

231
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,494
-等等再說
-不關我的事

232
00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,265
如果我多管閒事

233
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,901
不會有什麼好結果的

234
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,307
誰說你可以起來的？

235
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,413
修二

236
00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,587
天啊，義大利麵的資訊科技革命啊

237
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,723
好厲害

238
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,191
-修二
-什麼？

239
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,026
-你要跟真理子一起吃便當嗎？
-對啊

240
00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,694
她今天不來接你嗎？

241
00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,364
今天我想先去找她

242
00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,966
-真帥氣
-天啊

243
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,568
再見，腳踏車

244
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,170
-腳踏車溜囉
-腳踏車溜囉

245
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:28,274
阿谷今天沒來嗎？

246
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:31,076
對啊，阿谷幾乎從沒請假過

247
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,063
嗷嗷

248
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,164
修二呢？

249
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,836
好痛喔

250
00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,404
修二？

251
00:13:58,470 --> 00:13:59,572
我知道了

252
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,274
修二？

253
00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,777
他當然不在那裡，笨蛋

254
00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:07,780
修二呢？

255
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,655
這是什麼？

256
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,190
便當

257
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,258
吃吧

258
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,396
真的嗎？我可以吃嗎？

259
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,931
對啊，請吃

260
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,135
芝麻開門

261
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,137
喂…

262
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,842
還有湯匙和餐具啊

263
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,511
真理子

264
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,882
我開動了

265
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:43,949
請慢用

266
00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:51,857
太好吃了

267
00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:53,559
好像在做夢一樣

268
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,394
修二呢？

269
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:00,900
他們在這裡

270
00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,001
突襲時間

271
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,303
進去，快點

272
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,407
去吧，小谷

273
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:09,575
快點突襲啊

274
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:15,214
修二今天沒有和真理子吃便當

275
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:19,151
今天我要突擊檢查上原真理子的便當

276
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,186
誰在和真理子一起吃飯？

277
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,121
嗷

278
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:23,155
草野？

279
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,190
太驚人了，是草野

280
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,626
-什麼？
-豬肝真好吃

281
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,261
真的假的？

282
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,863
事態嚴重了

283
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,499
午餐真棒，好飽喔

284
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:38,804
怎麼了？

285
00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:41,140
真理子的便當好吃嗎？

286
00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,876
蝦丸超好吃，又香又濃郁

287
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,745
炸雞炸得最久

288
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,847
炸雞吃得最久

289
00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,083
-我聽說…
-好痛

290
00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,619
蝦丸啊？

291
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,021
桐谷，你這個大騙子

292
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,600
你沒事吧？

293
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,702
沒事

294
00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:11,770
有什麼需要就跟我說

295
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,707
借過

296
00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,444
-怎麼了？
-阿谷

297
00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,714
他昨天被別校的人打

298
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,916
-真的嗎？
-真的，他被揍得好慘

299
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:24,817
真的假的？

300
00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,587
阿谷

301
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,089
阿谷

302
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,326
我們聽說了，你還好嗎？

303
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,728
-還好
-看起來不妙

304
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:38,764
-真可憐
-沒有看起來那麼糟

305
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,199
是誰幹的？

306
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,100
我不認識他們

307
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,634
真的假的？

308
00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,570
你還好嗎？

309
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,112
你沒事吧？

310
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,656
你的手不方便吧

311
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,594
如果有任何需要

312
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,629
就跟我說一聲

313
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,866
你知道是我，對吧？

314
00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:14,967
什麼？

315
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:19,004
我被打的時候，你看到了吧？

316
00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,007
什麼？你在說什麼？

317
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,482
你討打啊，混蛋？

318
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,217
我要打爆你的頭，混帳

319
00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,119
去死吧

320
00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,054
你是說…

321
00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,189
當時被打的人是你？

322
00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,591
你是個混蛋

323
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,461
看到朋友被打，卻裝作沒看到

324
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,830
不，你誤會了，我真的不知道是你

325
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,232
真不敢相信，你明明就看到我了

326
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:50,269
我是說真的，我沒有看到任何人的臉

327
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,438
你真會狡辯啊

328
00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:56,141
你大概希望能騙過我吧

329
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,211
我現在知道你的真面目了

330
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,582
等等，等一下

331
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,252
-你有聽到嗎？
-你有聽到嗎？

332
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,555
我說的是實話

333
00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:11,824
相信我

334
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,659
大家都這麼說

335
00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,627
“請相信我”

336
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:35,314
-你是說修二看到了，卻沒幫忙？
-是啊

337
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,049
聽起來是這樣

338
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,118
不可原諒

339
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,219
-沒錯
-沒錯

340
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,022
要是妳的話，應該會報警吧？

341
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:47,426
那當然，我會報警或是找路人幫忙

342
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,565
修二

343
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,134
喂

344
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,003
你真的對阿谷見死不救嗎？

345
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,741
說話啊

346
00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,756
我們一起回家吧

347
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,024
搖啊搖

348
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,305
修二

349
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,727
真不敢相信修二會做這種事

350
00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,204
早安

351
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:20,652
看不出來桐谷竟然是那種人

352
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,661
從現在開始

353
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,300
你們別再來找我說話

354
00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:11,737
好嗎？

355
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,642
再見

356
00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:22,848
為什麼？

357
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:28,620
我不希望別人認為你們跟我一樣

358
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:34,459
尤其是野豬，妳最近變得受歡迎了

359
00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,899
千萬別跟我說話

360
00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:52,444
你真的不知道
被揍的那個人是阿谷嗎？

361
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:58,717
你不覺得應該澄清這件事嗎？

362
00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,089
現在說什麼都沒用了

363
00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:10,996
聽起來只會像藉口

364
00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,998
但如果你什麼都不做…

365
00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,037
現在…

366
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,007
我說什麼都無所謂了

367
00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:26,978
不會有人相信

368
00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:30,682
我說的任何一個字

369
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,556
不被信任

370
00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,194
就是這樣的感覺吧

371
00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,223
蒼井

372
00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:51,563
妳為什麼要拍我？

373
00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:55,934
我剛剛在拍桐谷修二遷怒鴿子的照片

374
00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,604
你不能傷害動物

375
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:04,009
什麼？妳為什麼要拍那個？

376
00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:08,747
我在製作你的成長紀錄

377
00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:11,483
紀錄？

378
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:16,288
所以妳還拍了其他東西？

379
00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:17,456
當然

380
00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:23,195
自從你宣布要改造野豬開始

381
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,564
我拍了很多照片

382
00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,999
改天讓你看看

383
00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,603
妳怎麼知道那件事的？

384
00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:35,507
妳是誰？

385
00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:40,312
小谷的朋友？

386
00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:42,881
小谷…

387
00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:52,991
（去死）

388
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,235
難道…

389
00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:06,471
所有的惡作劇

390
00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:08,340
對，沒錯

391
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:10,942
都是我做的

392
00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,747
接下來我打算公開這個

393
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,897
可憐的草野一定會很震驚

394
00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,868
你很驚訝嗎？

395
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,741
為什麼？

396
00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:43,842
“為什麼？”

397
00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:47,679
你問我為什麼要這麼做嗎？

398
00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:56,221
或許跟你改造小谷的理由一樣吧

399
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:02,227
你可以躲在暗處
假裝什麼事都沒發生

400
00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:06,231
用自己的行動去改變別人

401
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:08,700
真的很有趣，對吧？

402
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:12,270
對吧？

403
00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:14,873
再見

404
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:15,974
明天見

405
00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:32,057
“小豬會帶來好運”

406
00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:34,826
這些小豬會帶來好運

407
00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:36,561
這是護身符

408
00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:37,896
-護身符？
-護身符

409
00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:39,264
護身符？

410
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,265
我回來了

411
00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:42,968
-你回來啦
-哥，這是你的

412
00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:45,637
這些是什麼？

413
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:46,905
是媽寄來的

414
00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:50,408
是智利的伴手禮，三腳豬護身符

415
00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:52,944
她前幾天在電話上問過你

416
00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:54,879
你有幾個朋友，記得嗎？

417
00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,216
-沒錯
-你有兩個朋友吧？

418
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,352
加上你就有三個人

419
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,723
這個有什麼用？

420
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,591
好像可以守護友情

421
00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:10,595
應該是把它送給朋友
當作友情的象徵

422
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,198
友情的象徵

423
00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:15,033
如果彼此都有這個

424
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:18,103
他們的友誼可能一輩子不變

425
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,172
它的功效有多長？

426
00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:22,574
當然是永遠啊

427
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,775
-永遠？
-對

428
00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:26,111
那我或許不該送出去

429
00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:27,846
-你不希望友情永遠不變？
-對啊

430
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,145
誰是下一個“突襲”的受害者？

431
00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,285
早安

432
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:16,094
走吧

433
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:18,897
早安，大家早安

434
00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:20,231
-早安
-早安

435
00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:21,666
早安

436
00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:22,967
早安

437
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,811
妳又想吃文字燒嗎？

438
00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,480
-對
-妳知道草莓牛奶口味嗎？

439
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:39,551
-不知道
-那跟甜點一樣，甜甜的很好吃

440
00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:42,787
我們去只有女生的餐廳吃飯吧

441
00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:52,497
怎麼了？你為什麼要叫我來？

442
00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:58,970
我要怎麼做

443
00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:01,005
妳才願意停止？

444
00:29:01,806 --> 00:29:02,907
停止什麼？

445
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,277
這個

446
00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:13,418
你要我停手？

447
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:24,329
我要妳別再跟小谷見面
也別再跟她說話

448
00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:26,598
我就知道

449
00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:29,033
果然沒錯

450
00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:33,972
你的弱點是小谷和草野吧？

451
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:38,843
對小谷來說

452
00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:41,880
妳是她的第一個朋友

453
00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:47,585
如果她發現真相…

454
00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,255
難怪你會這麼擔心

455
00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:56,895
她從小就受到很嚴重的傷害

456
00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:02,100
為什麼妳還要繼續傷害她？

457
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:07,505
千萬別告訴她

458
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:09,140
不好說

459
00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:13,678
我求妳了，拜託別告訴她

460
00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:15,680
別擔心，我還不會告訴她

461
00:30:17,615 --> 00:30:19,417
我要等到我們成為
更親密的朋友再跟她說

462
00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:21,586
我打算…

463
00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:25,857
讓小谷陷入絕望，讓她想自殺

464
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,395
什麼？

465
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,701
妳有什麼毛病？

466
00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:43,308
住手，放開我

467
00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:45,777
不要，快放手

468
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,680
別這樣，修二

469
00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:51,082
壞手手，不乖…

470
00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:55,587
桐谷想…

471
00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:17,508
桐谷說…

472
00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:22,914
他說鬼屋是我破壞的

473
00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:25,683
但我什麼都沒做啊

474
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:34,592
對女人動手是不對的喔

475
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:39,731
但以我對你的了解
你一定有個好理由

476
00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:45,136
你…

477
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,474
相信我嗎？

478
00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,478
我當然相信你啊

479
00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:56,281
無論如何都相信？

480
00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:58,149
無論如何都相信

481
00:31:58,783 --> 00:31:59,951
我保證

482
00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:03,388
不用

483
00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:06,624
不用保證

484
00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:08,660
為什麼？

485
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:13,364
不過…

486
00:32:17,568 --> 00:32:19,237
如果你相信我

487
00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:22,707
如果你還相信…

488
00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:25,543
我說的話

489
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,549
那我有件事要告訴你

490
00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:37,488
現在就說吧

491
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:41,125
那個…

492
00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:44,062
我現在腦子一片混亂

493
00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,733
能等我釐清頭緒再跟你說嗎？

494
00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:54,138
我不太懂是怎麼回事

495
00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:56,074
但我知道了

496
00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:01,946
我們永遠都是好朋友

497
00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:03,514
修二

498
00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:23,935
真的是蒼井破壞鬼屋的嗎？

499
00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:27,672
誰說的？

500
00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:32,210
蒼井說是你說的

501
00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:36,247
我說的？

502
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,553
我沒那麼說

503
00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:47,825
蒼井不可能做那種事

504
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,828
她是妳的朋友

505
00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:52,864
對吧？

506
00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:05,943
小谷

507
00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:27,665
好耶，彰開心

508
00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:33,704
什麼？

509
00:34:37,341 --> 00:34:40,445
彰心碎滿地

510
00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:10,007
沒有別的服裝嗎？

511
00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:13,644
當吸血鬼又有什麼關係？

512
00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:16,247
等等

513
00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:18,749
是誰在那裡？

514
00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,225
妳看到我們了吧？

515
00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:31,262
妳有識破我的手法嗎？

516
00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:33,898
沒有

517
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,436
我們可以換裝了吧？

518
00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:40,805
再多練習一下

519
00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,773
不能穿便服練嗎？

520
00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:50,047
那個…

521
00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:51,582
你們為什麼要準備這表演？

522
00:35:52,116 --> 00:35:54,152
尾牙餐會的餘興節目

523
00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:57,321
我在想…

524
00:35:58,256 --> 00:35:59,957
吸血鬼是不是真的存在

525
00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:04,095
應該不存在吧

526
00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:07,031
可能吧

527
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,436
不過

528
00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:17,341
只要這世界上有一個人相信

529
00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:20,511
我就能感覺到他們的存在

530
00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,982
我們不會因為是真的才相信

531
00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:28,853
是因為我們相信了，才會是真的

532
00:36:29,554 --> 00:36:30,555
明白嗎？

533
00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,594
等到大家都不再相信的那天

534
00:36:37,595 --> 00:36:39,463
或許就是…

535
00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:43,267
吸血鬼從世上消失的那天

536
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,075
哪隻手？

537
00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,077
什麼？

538
00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:54,812
哪隻手？

539
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,682
應該是在妳的右手吧

540
00:36:57,748 --> 00:36:59,116
所以是哪隻手？

541
00:37:00,451 --> 00:37:02,987
選擇妳認為正確的答案

542
00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:05,823
沒有人知道真相是什麼

543
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:12,096
所以妳只能相信自己想相信的

544
00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:16,100
自己想相信的…

545
00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:48,332
妳答對了

546
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,434
嗷嗷

547
00:38:10,254 --> 00:38:11,255
怎麼了？

548
00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:15,559
發生什麼事了？

549
00:38:17,995 --> 00:38:19,397
我看到一件…

550
00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:21,766
我不想看到的事

551
00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:24,502
然後呢？

552
00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:31,175
我想假裝沒看到

553
00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,045
這樣啊

554
00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:37,748
但那是不可能的

555
00:38:39,216 --> 00:38:40,551
對吧？

556
00:38:43,554 --> 00:38:44,622
沒錯

557
00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:47,525
不會吧？好痛

558
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,330
這麼做能讓我忘記嗎？

559
00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:53,397
是啊

560
00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:56,233
我們家族總是

561
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:59,236
把不想看到的東西藏起來

562
00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:02,039
我們會假裝什麼都沒發生

563
00:39:03,574 --> 00:39:05,776
我給你一些發酵味噌

564
00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:09,447
你想放什麼進去都可以

565
00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:14,318
幾十年後拿出來

566
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,154
我敢說你一定會一笑置之的

567
00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:25,796
塞進去

568
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,202
我真的會笑出來嗎？

569
00:39:31,268 --> 00:39:32,970
你一定會笑出來的

570
00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:37,141
好臭

571
00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,518
“就算是遍體鱗傷

572
00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:51,889
人生也不會就此結束”

573
00:39:53,257 --> 00:39:54,625
正如他所說的

574
00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:59,430
人生並沒有要結束的感覺

575
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:01,899
早安

576
00:40:05,669 --> 00:40:06,971
就算是這樣

577
00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,874
我還是得活下去

578
00:40:11,475 --> 00:40:13,377
你還在吃這種難吃的東西？

579
00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:24,288
就像豪翼堂老闆說的

580
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:28,459
“只要活著，就會有悲慘的日子

581
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,964
但是，也會有很棒的日子”

582
00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,502
照現在的情況看來

583
00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:44,208
我還能有很棒的日子嗎？

584
00:41:30,554 --> 00:41:31,755
只要你相信

585
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:35,059
任何問題都能解決

586
00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:39,697
跟我一起相信吧

587
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,842
野豬能量，注入

588
00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:53,744
注入

589
00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,376
修二

590
00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,846
我們一起回家吧

591
00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:33,784
好

592
00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:35,119
我們回家吧

593
00:42:58,342 --> 00:42:59,810
一、二

594
00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:02,813
-野豬能量，注入
-野豬能量，注入

595
00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:05,382
嗷

596
00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:09,653
嗷

597
00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:17,027
我不在乎是否有人相信我

598
00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:28,539
我只希望這兩個傢伙相信我

599
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,707
（草野彰）

600
00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:36,814
永遠相信我

601
00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:22,986
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