1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:03,370 什么?朋友? 2 00:00:03,436 --> 00:00:05,138 你是说好朋友吗? 3 00:00:07,907 --> 00:00:09,576 大概三个吧 4 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:11,444 等一下 5 00:00:11,511 --> 00:00:12,545 嘿 孩子 6 00:00:13,113 --> 00:00:14,681 -是谁? -妈妈 7 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,516 快点 是国际电话 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:23,223 四个吧 其中一个我不确定 9 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:25,792 哥哥 10 00:00:26,326 --> 00:00:27,994 -我? -是妈妈 快点 11 00:00:28,628 --> 00:00:31,164 -什么事? -你有几个朋友? 12 00:00:31,231 --> 00:00:32,665 我没有认真算过 13 00:00:32,732 --> 00:00:34,834 -你没有朋友吗? -我有啊 14 00:00:34,901 --> 00:00:36,236 那有几个? 15 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:37,337 什么? 16 00:00:38,505 --> 00:00:41,841 -快点 快没时间了 -好吧 两个 17 00:00:45,678 --> 00:00:46,913 这通电话是怎么回事? 18 00:00:49,082 --> 00:00:50,750 你有两个朋友? 19 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,687 那个住在这里的搞笑男 是其中一个吗? 20 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:56,389 那个空手道高手 21 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,928 不 不是他 22 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:03,063 另一个是谁? 23 00:01:03,930 --> 00:01:05,965 我知道 是那个女孩 24 00:01:06,032 --> 00:01:08,034 -那个钥匙圈女孩? -对啊 25 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,904 野猪能量 注入 26 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,038 -野猪 -野猪 27 00:01:18,978 --> 00:01:21,014 野猪是哥哥的朋友吗? 28 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:24,717 你别叫她野猪啦 29 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:25,819 她是你的朋友 对吧? 30 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,555 她是你的朋友 对吧? 31 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:31,157 被其他人讨厌 32 00:01:31,958 --> 00:01:33,760 那种感觉 33 00:01:34,794 --> 00:01:35,628 真的很可怕 34 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:39,065 没关系 35 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:43,636 没有人会讨厌你 36 00:01:46,039 --> 00:01:46,873 是吗? 37 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,408 -什么? -是吗? 38 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:49,742 去睡觉啦 39 00:01:50,410 --> 00:01:51,411 快点 40 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:52,645 好啦 41 00:01:53,580 --> 00:01:55,148 从那天起 42 00:01:55,882 --> 00:01:58,585 野猪一直在躲我 43 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:01,154 野猪 44 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:08,461 我知道不能一直这样下去 45 00:02:12,665 --> 00:02:13,800 野猪 46 00:02:26,446 --> 00:02:27,714 我想 47 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:31,284 唯一的选择就是去教室找她谈 48 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:38,892 糟糕 49 00:02:39,926 --> 00:02:41,461 大家都在看 50 00:02:46,966 --> 00:02:48,101 那个… 51 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,905 等等 我需要你帮忙 凯瑟琳需要帮忙 52 00:02:51,971 --> 00:02:53,373 早安 四米 53 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:54,941 -来了 新纪录 -来了 新纪录 54 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,109 凯瑟琳需要帮忙 55 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:04,250 我想继续野猪改造计划 56 00:03:04,817 --> 00:03:07,954 我想说的就是这个 57 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,225 我不想再被改造了 58 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:13,126 什么?为什么? 59 00:03:13,826 --> 00:03:17,864 因为我做了那件事 60 00:03:18,698 --> 00:03:19,966 那不是… 61 00:03:20,567 --> 00:03:21,568 我是说… 62 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,236 你当时… 63 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:26,573 只是想安慰我 对吧? 64 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:33,413 对吧 那么我要谢谢你 65 00:03:35,848 --> 00:03:38,318 那就别再想那件事了 好吗? 66 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:42,722 你不生气吗? 67 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,157 我为什么要生气? 68 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,527 因为我做的事 69 00:03:48,294 --> 00:03:50,463 太随便了 70 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:54,167 不 没这回事 我也有不对的地方 71 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,804 老实说 我不知道该如何反应 72 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:01,774 事实上 你知道… 73 00:04:02,842 --> 00:04:07,513 我不太常接受别人的安慰 74 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:10,450 真理子呢? 75 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:17,857 你觉得那天有人安慰她吗? 76 00:04:22,562 --> 00:04:25,632 没有人喜欢孤单 对吧? 77 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:28,201 说得也是 78 00:04:29,669 --> 00:04:34,274 你比任何人都清楚孤单的滋味 79 00:04:36,342 --> 00:04:41,180 可以的话 我希望每个人都能获得幸福 80 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:45,885 那是不可能的吧 81 00:04:55,561 --> 00:04:57,263 我们三个人 82 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,732 又开始聚在一起了 83 00:05:00,466 --> 00:05:04,237 那么为了庆祝我们三人重新出发 84 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:08,041 等等 这该不会是你做的吧 85 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:10,043 -是啊 -真厉害 86 00:05:10,109 --> 00:05:12,245 我们三个人一起拉吧 87 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:14,280 一 野猪 88 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:17,817 抱歉 89 00:05:17,884 --> 00:05:19,385 一、二 90 00:05:28,928 --> 00:05:30,863 现在回想起来 91 00:05:31,964 --> 00:05:35,468 那颗彩球就像我的未来 92 00:05:37,103 --> 00:05:40,873 谁都无法阻止我坠落 93 00:05:42,508 --> 00:05:46,446 (重启野猪改造计划) 94 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:52,885 -天啊 -真不是好兆头 95 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:53,853 喂 96 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:56,356 -再做一个吧 -对啊 97 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,124 做一个啊 98 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,193 -那你做啊 -你来做 99 00:06:00,259 --> 00:06:01,594 猜拳决定 100 00:06:01,661 --> 00:06:03,096 剪刀石头布 101 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:06,332 我自己什么都做不了 102 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:07,767 我? 103 00:06:07,834 --> 00:06:08,835 只能一直往下坠 104 00:06:08,901 --> 00:06:10,903 剪刀石头布 105 00:06:36,162 --> 00:06:38,631 -放开我 -来嘛 跟我聊一下 106 00:06:38,698 --> 00:06:41,334 放手 我不是叫你住手吗? 107 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:45,104 -你干吗这样? -不要使用暴力 108 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:48,708 -滚开 混蛋 -怎么不是你滚开? 109 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,443 好了 不要使用暴力 110 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,345 给我滚开 111 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,347 你这混帐 112 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:58,017 -不要使用暴力 -你这混帐 滚开 113 00:06:58,084 --> 00:06:59,452 喂 你们在做什么? 114 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:02,221 -你到底在做什么? -那男人在和女人吵架 115 00:07:02,288 --> 00:07:04,056 -什么女人? -某位上班族 116 00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:06,159 -什么上班族? -不关我的事 117 00:07:06,225 --> 00:07:08,027 -跟我来 -但这跟我没有关系 118 00:07:08,094 --> 00:07:10,062 -等等再说 -不关我的事 119 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:11,831 我没有打任何人 120 00:07:11,898 --> 00:07:14,467 -请相信我 -大家都这么说 121 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:17,036 -“请相信我” -但我没有… 122 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,906 -我只是路过而已 -我不是说了吗? 123 00:07:19,972 --> 00:07:21,240 大家都会这么说 124 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:23,509 -小近 -是?你来啦 125 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:24,577 等一下 126 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:27,113 -等等 -你先别乱跑啊 127 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,614 来了 128 00:07:28,681 --> 00:07:30,783 怎么啦? 129 00:07:38,257 --> 00:07:39,292 结束了 130 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:42,628 我的人生彻底毁了 131 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:47,867 嘿 孩子 132 00:07:50,269 --> 00:07:53,105 我是自治会的会长 133 00:07:53,873 --> 00:07:58,344 在这个世界上 真相并不重要 134 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:03,349 重要的是你是否是个值得信任的男人 135 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:05,218 还有孩子 136 00:08:05,818 --> 00:08:08,788 就算是遍体鳞伤 人生也不会就此结束 137 00:08:09,422 --> 00:08:11,591 人生经历大难 还是得继续啊 138 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:14,393 人生不会那么简单就结束了 139 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,195 懂吗? 140 00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:22,235 (外送季) 141 00:08:22,301 --> 00:08:24,103 大哥 142 00:08:24,937 --> 00:08:26,973 很高兴再见到你 是我啊 阿浩 143 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:28,474 好久不见 144 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:31,010 -我带了这个给你 -非常感谢 145 00:08:31,077 --> 00:08:32,111 开心吗? 146 00:08:32,178 --> 00:08:33,246 我很开心 147 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:36,582 开心吗? 148 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:38,184 开心 149 00:08:42,622 --> 00:08:47,159 没人相信你时 真的好可怕 150 00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:51,430 幸好当时有目击者 151 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,566 如果没有的话 152 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:58,137 我现在还会待在那里 153 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:03,009 只要活着 就会有悲惨的日子 154 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:05,778 但是… 155 00:09:07,179 --> 00:09:09,148 也会有很棒的日子 156 00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:16,188 这就是人生 157 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:21,327 (午间广播招募企划案) 158 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:24,497 那是什么?你跟人打架了吗? 159 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,432 -可以撕下来吗? -少烦我 160 00:09:26,499 --> 00:09:28,067 -我撕 -住手 161 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,803 -为什么要撕掉? -我撕 162 00:09:32,939 --> 00:09:35,908 你想要做直播的企划啊 163 00:09:35,975 --> 00:09:39,645 如果这个入选的话 你就是播报员吗? 164 00:09:39,712 --> 00:09:40,580 天啊 165 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,481 -对 -真的吗? 166 00:09:42,548 --> 00:09:44,150 -天啊 -这是个好机会 167 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:46,385 喂 帮我们想想办法吧 168 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:49,221 我现在已经不是广播社的人了 169 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:50,289 所以呢?你有脑子吧 170 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:52,491 别笑了 171 00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:55,528 一定有什么方法 过来 野猪 172 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,464 如果这个企划被采纳 173 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,133 野猪将成为隅田川高中的午间门面了 174 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,703 隅田川高中的三野先生 175 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,571 -就是她 -你是想说塔摩利先生吧 176 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,440 -口误 -“口误”? 177 00:10:07,506 --> 00:10:08,341 你拿着这个 178 00:10:08,407 --> 00:10:11,110 不要用三野先生的风格 这样如何?桂米助风 179 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,011 很好啊 180 00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:13,713 大家好 181 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,349 现在是“小谷的午餐突袭”时间 182 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:20,920 第一集我会突击检查横山老师的便当 183 00:10:27,893 --> 00:10:29,261 那个… 184 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:32,365 今天不行 今天真是不行 不要今天拍 185 00:10:32,431 --> 00:10:33,366 不好意思 186 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:34,600 (我爱你) 187 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,335 这是谁做的? 188 00:10:36,402 --> 00:10:38,204 是我自己做的 189 00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,112 好吃吧? 190 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:48,881 难吃 191 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,416 你说难吃是什么意思? 192 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,090 -你来啦 -你好 193 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:01,193 -我可以吃一点吗? -好啊 吃吧 194 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:04,530 难吃 195 00:11:04,597 --> 00:11:06,165 出现了 小谷的招牌“难吃” 196 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:09,402 -看她的表情就知道有多难吃 -对啊 197 00:11:10,302 --> 00:11:12,071 (这是豆奶) 198 00:11:14,874 --> 00:11:15,708 难吃 199 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:16,609 喂 200 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,045 -你的“难吃”真的好搞笑 -不好笑 201 00:11:19,111 --> 00:11:21,714 你何不创造新的招牌词? 202 00:11:22,748 --> 00:11:25,351 总觉得结束时 不知道该说什么 203 00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,653 结语吗? 204 00:11:28,254 --> 00:11:30,189 要说什么好呢?比方说… 205 00:11:31,290 --> 00:11:33,192 “明天也要看喔” 206 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:34,694 结尾时说 207 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,963 “明天也要看喔 嗯” 208 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:42,201 如果是野猪要说 应该要自然一点 209 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:46,739 “明天也要看喔 蠢蛋” 210 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,542 “笨蛋 要说‘嗯’啦” 211 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:50,576 好 试试看吧 212 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,911 那样会很好笑 213 00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:52,812 很搞笑 214 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,513 手这样放 215 00:11:55,347 --> 00:12:00,686 “明天也要看喔 蠢蛋” 216 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,855 “笨蛋 要说‘嗯’啦” 217 00:12:02,922 --> 00:12:04,156 “笨蛋” 218 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:06,726 -再用力一点 -喂 别碰她 219 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:07,827 好 这样如何? 220 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,361 “蠢蛋 笨蛋” 221 00:12:10,262 --> 00:12:11,130 -大口吃 -大口吃 222 00:12:11,197 --> 00:12:12,231 又不是鳄鱼 223 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,976 你讨打啊 混蛋? 224 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:26,612 我要打爆你的头 混帐 225 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,547 想打架吗? 226 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,216 你以为你老几啊? 227 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,052 去死吧 228 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:36,789 你这混帐 滚开 229 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,358 喂 你们在做什么? 你到底在做什么? 230 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,494 -等等再说 -不关我的事 231 00:12:44,897 --> 00:12:46,265 如果我多管闲事 232 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,901 不会有什么好结果的 233 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,307 谁说你可以起来的? 234 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,413 修二 235 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:08,587 天啊 意大利面的资讯科技革命啊 236 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,723 好厉害 237 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,191 -修二 -什么? 238 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:14,026 -你要跟真理子一起吃便当吗? -对啊 239 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:15,694 她今天不来接你吗? 240 00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,364 今天我想先去找她 241 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,966 -真帅气 -天啊 242 00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:22,568 溜啦 自行车 243 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,170 -自行车溜啦! -自行车溜啦! 244 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:28,274 阿谷今天没来吗? 245 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:31,076 对啊 阿谷几乎从没请假过 246 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,063 嗯嗯 247 00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,164 修二呢? 248 00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,836 好痛喔 249 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,404 修二? 250 00:13:58,470 --> 00:13:59,572 我知道了 251 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,274 修二? 252 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:04,777 他当然不在那里 笨蛋 253 00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:07,780 修二呢? 254 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,655 这是什么? 255 00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,190 便当 256 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:19,258 吃吧 257 00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,396 真的吗?我可以吃吗? 258 00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:25,931 对啊 请吃 259 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:30,135 芝麻开门 260 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,137 喂 261 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,842 还有汤匙和餐具啊 262 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,511 真理子 263 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,882 我开动了 264 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:43,949 请慢用 265 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:51,857 太好吃了 266 00:14:52,524 --> 00:14:53,559 好像在做梦一样 267 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:55,394 修二呢? 268 00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:00,900 他们在这里 269 00:15:00,966 --> 00:15:02,001 突袭时间 270 00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:04,303 进去 快点 271 00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,407 去吧 小谷 272 00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:09,575 快点突袭啊 273 00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:15,214 修二今天没有和真理子吃便当 274 00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:19,151 今天我要突击检查上原真理子的便当 275 00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,186 谁在和真理子一起吃饭? 276 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:22,121 嗯 277 00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:23,155 草野? 278 00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,190 太惊人了 是草野 279 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,626 -什么? -猪肝真好吃 280 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,261 真的假的? 281 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:30,863 事态严重了 282 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,499 午餐真棒 好饱喔 283 00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:38,804 怎么了? 284 00:15:39,371 --> 00:15:41,140 真理子的便当好吃吗? 285 00:15:41,206 --> 00:15:43,876 虾丸超好吃 又香又浓郁 286 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,745 炸鸡炸得最久 287 00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:48,847 炸鸡吃得最久 288 00:15:48,914 --> 00:15:51,083 -我听说… -好痛 289 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,619 虾丸啊? 290 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:56,021 桐谷 你这个大骗子 291 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:08,600 你没事吧? 292 00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:09,702 没事 293 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:11,770 有什么需要就跟我说 294 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:14,707 借过 295 00:16:17,042 --> 00:16:18,444 -怎么了? -阿谷 296 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:21,714 他昨天被别校的人打 297 00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:23,916 -真的吗? -真的 他被揍得好惨 298 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:24,817 真的假的? 299 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:28,587 阿谷 300 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,089 阿谷 301 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,326 我们听说了 你还好吗? 302 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,728 -还好 -看起来不妙 303 00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:38,764 -真可怜 -没有看起来那么糟 304 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,199 是谁干的? 305 00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,100 我不认识他们 306 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,634 真的假的? 307 00:16:43,469 --> 00:16:44,570 你还好吗? 308 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,112 你没事吧? 309 00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,656 你的手不方便吧 310 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,594 如果有任何需要 311 00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:10,629 就跟我说一声 312 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,866 你知道是我 对吧? 313 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:14,967 什么? 314 00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:19,004 我被打的时候 你看到了吧? 315 00:17:20,239 --> 00:17:22,007 什么?你在说什么? 316 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,482 你讨打啊 混蛋? 317 00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,217 我要打爆你的头 混帐 318 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,119 去死吧 319 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:35,054 你是说… 320 00:17:35,621 --> 00:17:37,189 当时被打的人是你? 321 00:17:38,123 --> 00:17:39,591 你是个混蛋 322 00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:42,461 看到朋友被打 却装作没看到 323 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:44,830 不 你误会了 我真的不知道是你 324 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,232 真不敢相信 你明明就看到我了 325 00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:50,269 我是说真的 我没有看到任何人的脸 326 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:52,438 你真会狡辩啊 327 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:56,141 你大概希望能骗过我吧 328 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,211 我现在知道你的真面目了 329 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,582 等等 等一下 330 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:07,252 -你有听到吗? -你有听到吗? 331 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,555 我说的是实话 332 00:18:10,989 --> 00:18:11,824 相信我 333 00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,659 大家都这么说 334 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:15,627 “请相信我” 335 00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:35,314 -你是说修二看到了 却没帮忙? -是啊 336 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,049 听起来是这样 337 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:39,118 不可原谅 338 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,219 没错 339 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,022 要是你的话 应该会报警吧? 340 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:47,426 那当然 我会报警或是找路人帮忙 341 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:53,565 修二 342 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,134 喂 343 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,003 你真的对阿谷见死不救吗? 344 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,741 说话啊 345 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:17,756 我们一起回家吧 346 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,024 摇啊摇 347 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,305 修二 348 00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,727 真不敢相信修二会做这种事 349 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:05,204 早安 350 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:20,652 看不出来桐谷竟然是那种人 351 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,661 从现在开始 352 00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:08,300 你们别再来找我说话 353 00:21:10,702 --> 00:21:11,737 好吗? 354 00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:16,642 再见 355 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:22,848 为什么? 356 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:28,620 我不希望别人认为你们跟我一样 357 00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:34,459 尤其是野猪 你最近变得受欢迎了 358 00:21:39,331 --> 00:21:40,899 千万别跟我说话 359 00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:52,444 你真的不知道 被揍的那个人是阿谷吗? 360 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:58,717 你不觉得应该澄清这件事吗? 361 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,089 现在说什么都没用了 362 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:10,996 听起来只会像借口 363 00:22:11,063 --> 00:22:12,998 但如果你什么都不做… 364 00:22:18,036 --> 00:22:19,037 现在 365 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,007 我说什么都无所谓了 366 00:22:25,544 --> 00:22:26,978 不会有人相信 367 00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:30,682 我说的任何一个字 368 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,556 不被信任 369 00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,194 就是这样的感觉吧 370 00:23:44,156 --> 00:23:45,223 苍井 371 00:23:50,061 --> 00:23:51,563 你为什么要拍我? 372 00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:55,934 我刚刚在拍桐谷修二迁怒鸽子的照片 373 00:23:57,702 --> 00:23:59,604 你不能伤害动物 374 00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:04,009 什么?你为什么要拍那个? 375 00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:08,747 我在制作你的成长纪录 376 00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:11,483 纪录? 377 00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:16,288 所以你还拍了其他东西? 378 00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:17,456 当然 379 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:23,195 自从你宣布要改造野猪开始 380 00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,564 我拍了很多照片 381 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:27,999 改天让你看看 382 00:24:29,801 --> 00:24:31,603 你怎么知道那件事的? 383 00:24:34,239 --> 00:24:35,507 你是谁? 384 00:24:37,909 --> 00:24:40,312 小谷的朋友? 385 00:24:41,513 --> 00:24:42,881 小谷… 386 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:52,991 (去死) 387 00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,235 难道… 388 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:06,471 所有的恶作剧 389 00:25:07,038 --> 00:25:08,340 对 没错 390 00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:10,942 都是我做的 391 00:25:12,677 --> 00:25:15,747 接下来我打算公开这个 392 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,897 可怜的草野一定会很震惊 393 00:25:35,700 --> 00:25:36,868 你很惊讶吗? 394 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:42,741 为什么? 395 00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:43,842 “为什么”? 396 00:25:45,410 --> 00:25:47,679 你问我为什么要这么做吗? 397 00:25:49,681 --> 00:25:56,221 或许跟你改造小谷的理由一样吧 398 00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:02,227 你可以躲在暗处 假装什么事都没发生 399 00:26:02,294 --> 00:26:06,231 用自己的行动去改变别人 400 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:08,700 真的很有趣 对吧? 401 00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:12,270 对吧? 402 00:26:13,939 --> 00:26:14,873 再见 403 00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:15,974 明天见 404 00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:32,057 “小猪会带来好运” 405 00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:34,826 这些小猪会带来好运 406 00:26:34,893 --> 00:26:36,561 这是护身符 407 00:26:36,628 --> 00:26:37,896 -护身符? -护身符 408 00:26:37,963 --> 00:26:39,264 护身符? 409 00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:40,265 我回来了 410 00:26:40,332 --> 00:26:42,968 -你回来啦 -哥 这是你的 411 00:26:44,636 --> 00:26:45,637 这些是什么? 412 00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:46,905 是妈寄来的 413 00:26:46,972 --> 00:26:50,408 是智利的伴手礼 三脚猪护身符 414 00:26:50,475 --> 00:26:52,944 她前几天在电话上问过你 415 00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:54,879 你有几个朋友 记得吗? 416 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,216 -没错 -你有两个朋友吧? 417 00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,352 加上你就有三个人 418 00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:04,723 这个有什么用? 419 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,591 好像可以守护友情 420 00:27:07,158 --> 00:27:10,595 应该是把它送给朋友 当作友情的象征 421 00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,198 友情的象征 422 00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:15,033 如果彼此都有这个 423 00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:18,103 他们的友谊可能一辈子不变 424 00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:21,172 它的功效有多长? 425 00:27:21,239 --> 00:27:22,574 当然是永远啊 426 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,775 -永远? -对 427 00:27:23,842 --> 00:27:26,111 那我或许不该送出去 428 00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:27,846 -你不希望友情永远不变? -对啊 429 00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,145 谁是下一个“突袭”的受害者? 430 00:28:05,450 --> 00:28:07,285 早安 431 00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:16,094 走吧 432 00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:18,897 早安 大家早安 433 00:28:18,963 --> 00:28:20,231 -早安 -早安 434 00:28:20,298 --> 00:28:21,666 早安 435 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:22,967 早安 436 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,811 你又想吃文字烧吗? 437 00:28:32,877 --> 00:28:35,480 -对 -你知道草莓牛奶口味吗? 438 00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:39,551 -不知道 -那跟甜点一样 甜甜的很好吃 439 00:28:40,485 --> 00:28:42,787 我们去只有女生的餐厅吃饭吧 440 00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:52,497 怎么了?你为什么要叫我来? 441 00:28:57,802 --> 00:28:58,970 我要怎么做 442 00:28:59,904 --> 00:29:01,005 你才愿意停止? 443 00:29:01,806 --> 00:29:02,907 停止什么? 444 00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:06,277 这个 445 00:29:10,148 --> 00:29:13,418 你要我停手? 446 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:24,329 我要你别再跟小谷见面 也别再跟她说话 447 00:29:25,563 --> 00:29:26,598 我就知道 448 00:29:27,999 --> 00:29:29,033 果然没错 449 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:33,972 你的弱点是小谷和草野吧? 450 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:38,843 对小谷来说 451 00:29:40,011 --> 00:29:41,880 你是她的第一个朋友 452 00:29:43,982 --> 00:29:47,585 如果她发现真相… 453 00:29:48,920 --> 00:29:50,255 难怪你会这么担心 454 00:29:52,624 --> 00:29:56,895 她从小就受到很严重的伤害 455 00:29:58,429 --> 00:30:02,100 为什么你还要继续伤害她? 456 00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:07,505 千万别告诉她 457 00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:09,140 不好说 458 00:30:09,974 --> 00:30:13,678 我求你了 拜托别告诉她 459 00:30:13,745 --> 00:30:15,680 别担心 我还不会告诉她 460 00:30:17,615 --> 00:30:19,417 我要等到我们成为 更亲密的朋友再跟她说 461 00:30:20,518 --> 00:30:21,586 我打算 462 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:25,857 让小谷陷入绝望 让她想自杀 463 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,395 什么? 464 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,701 你有什么毛病? 465 00:30:40,705 --> 00:30:43,308 住手 放开我 466 00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:45,777 不要 快放手 467 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:48,680 别这样 修二 468 00:30:48,746 --> 00:30:51,082 坏手手 不乖 469 00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:55,587 桐谷想… 470 00:31:16,107 --> 00:31:17,508 桐谷说… 471 00:31:18,943 --> 00:31:22,914 他说鬼屋是我破坏的 472 00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:25,683 但我什么都没做啊 473 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:34,592 对女人动手是不对的喔 474 00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:39,731 但以我对你的了解 你一定有个好理由 475 00:31:44,102 --> 00:31:45,136 你… 476 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,474 相信我吗? 477 00:31:51,042 --> 00:31:53,478 我当然相信你啊 478 00:31:55,046 --> 00:31:56,281 无论如何都相信? 479 00:31:56,948 --> 00:31:58,149 无论如何都相信 480 00:31:58,783 --> 00:31:59,951 我保证 481 00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:03,388 不用 482 00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:06,624 不用保证 483 00:32:07,725 --> 00:32:08,660 为什么? 484 00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:13,364 不过… 485 00:32:17,568 --> 00:32:19,237 如果你相信我 486 00:32:21,406 --> 00:32:22,707 如果你还相信 487 00:32:24,008 --> 00:32:25,543 我说的话 488 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:31,549 那我有件事要告诉你 489 00:32:36,187 --> 00:32:37,488 现在就说吧 490 00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:41,125 那个… 491 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:44,062 我现在脑子一片混乱 492 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,733 能等我理清头绪再跟你说吗? 493 00:32:52,337 --> 00:32:54,138 我不太懂是怎么回事 494 00:32:55,073 --> 00:32:56,074 但我知道了 495 00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:01,946 我们永远都是好朋友 496 00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:03,514 修二 497 00:33:19,630 --> 00:33:23,935 真的是苍井破坏鬼屋的吗? 498 00:33:26,137 --> 00:33:27,672 谁说的? 499 00:33:30,274 --> 00:33:32,210 苍井说是你说的 500 00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:36,247 我说的? 501 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:42,553 我没那么说 502 00:33:45,323 --> 00:33:47,825 苍井不可能做那种事 503 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,828 她是你的朋友 504 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:52,864 对吧? 505 00:34:04,609 --> 00:34:05,943 小谷 506 00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:27,665 好耶 彰好开心 507 00:34:32,703 --> 00:34:33,704 什么? 508 00:34:37,341 --> 00:34:40,445 彰心碎满地 509 00:35:08,206 --> 00:35:10,007 没有别的服装吗? 510 00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:13,644 当吸血鬼又有什么关系? 511 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:16,247 等等 512 00:35:17,782 --> 00:35:18,749 是谁在那里? 513 00:35:25,056 --> 00:35:27,225 你看到我们了吧? 514 00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:31,262 你识破了我的手法吗? 515 00:35:32,964 --> 00:35:33,898 没有 516 00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,436 我们可以换装了吧? 517 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:40,805 再多练习一下 518 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,773 不能穿便服练吗? 519 00:35:48,613 --> 00:35:50,047 那个… 520 00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:51,582 你们为什么要准备这表演? 521 00:35:52,116 --> 00:35:54,152 尾牙餐会的余兴节目 522 00:35:55,486 --> 00:35:57,321 我在想… 523 00:35:58,256 --> 00:35:59,957 吸血鬼是不是真的存在 524 00:36:02,026 --> 00:36:04,095 应该不存在吧 525 00:36:05,396 --> 00:36:07,031 可能吧 526 00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,436 不过 527 00:36:13,638 --> 00:36:17,341 只要这世界上有一个人相信 528 00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:20,511 我就能感觉到他们的存在 529 00:36:22,847 --> 00:36:24,982 我们不会因为是真的才相信 530 00:36:26,450 --> 00:36:28,853 是因为我们相信了 才会是真的 531 00:36:29,554 --> 00:36:30,555 明白吗? 532 00:36:34,458 --> 00:36:36,594 等到大家都不再相信的那天 533 00:36:37,595 --> 00:36:39,463 或许就是 534 00:36:40,431 --> 00:36:43,267 吸血鬼从世上消失的那天 535 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,075 哪只手? 536 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:53,077 什么? 537 00:36:53,144 --> 00:36:54,812 哪只手? 538 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,682 应该是在你的右手吧 539 00:36:57,748 --> 00:36:59,116 所以是哪只手? 540 00:37:00,451 --> 00:37:02,987 选择你认为正确的答案 541 00:37:03,554 --> 00:37:05,823 没有人知道真相是什么 542 00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:12,096 所以你只能相信自己想相信的 543 00:37:14,332 --> 00:37:16,100 自己想相信的… 544 00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:48,332 你答对了 545 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,434 嗷嗷 546 00:38:10,254 --> 00:38:11,255 怎么了? 547 00:38:14,558 --> 00:38:15,559 发生什么事了? 548 00:38:17,995 --> 00:38:19,397 我看到一件… 549 00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:21,766 我不想看到的事 550 00:38:23,501 --> 00:38:24,502 然后呢? 551 00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:31,175 我想假装没看到 552 00:38:32,977 --> 00:38:34,045 这样啊 553 00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:37,748 但那是不可能的 554 00:38:39,216 --> 00:38:40,551 对吧? 555 00:38:43,554 --> 00:38:44,622 没错 556 00:38:45,489 --> 00:38:47,525 不会吧?好痛 557 00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:52,330 这么做能让我忘记吗? 558 00:38:52,396 --> 00:38:53,397 是啊 559 00:38:53,898 --> 00:38:56,233 我们家族总是 560 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:59,236 把不想看到的东西藏起来 561 00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:02,039 我们会假装什么都没发生 562 00:39:03,574 --> 00:39:05,776 我给你一些发酵味噌 563 00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:09,447 你想放什么进去都可以 564 00:39:12,249 --> 00:39:14,318 几十年后拿出来 565 00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,154 我敢说你一定会一笑置之的 566 00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:25,796 塞进去 567 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,202 我真的会笑出来吗? 568 00:39:31,268 --> 00:39:32,970 你一定会笑出来的 569 00:39:36,107 --> 00:39:37,141 好臭 570 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:47,518 “就算是遍体鳞伤 571 00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:51,889 人生也不会就此结束” 572 00:39:53,257 --> 00:39:54,625 正如他所说的 573 00:39:55,359 --> 00:39:59,430 人生并没有要结束的感觉 574 00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:01,899 早安 575 00:40:05,669 --> 00:40:06,971 就算是这样 576 00:40:07,905 --> 00:40:09,874 我还是得活下去 577 00:40:11,475 --> 00:40:13,377 你还在吃这种难吃的东西? 578 00:40:22,787 --> 00:40:24,288 就像豪翼堂老板说的 579 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:28,459 “只要活着 就会有悲惨的日子 580 00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:33,964 但是也会有很棒的日子” 581 00:40:37,067 --> 00:40:38,502 照现在的情况看来 582 00:40:39,570 --> 00:40:44,208 我还能有很棒的日子吗? 583 00:41:30,554 --> 00:41:31,755 只要你相信 584 00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:35,059 任何问题都能解决 585 00:41:37,428 --> 00:41:39,697 跟我一起相信吧 586 00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:51,842 野猪能量 注入 587 00:41:52,710 --> 00:41:53,744 注入 588 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:25,376 修二 589 00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:28,846 我们一起回家吧 590 00:42:32,516 --> 00:42:33,784 好 591 00:42:33,851 --> 00:42:35,119 我们回家吧 592 00:42:58,342 --> 00:42:59,810 一、二 593 00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:02,813 -野猪能量 注入 -野猪能量 注入 594 00:43:04,548 --> 00:43:05,382 嗯 595 00:43:08,552 --> 00:43:09,653 嗯 596 00:43:13,424 --> 00:43:17,027 我不在乎是否有人相信我 597 00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:28,539 我只希望这两个家伙相信我 598 00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:36,814 永远相信我 599 00:45:18,048 --> 00:45:22,986 字幕翻译:张欣怡